teh_pwnerer pwned my laptop
Yesterday, something happened to our little pesky stinkin’ country it needed for a long, long time. We were honoured to be able to finally meet Jeremy a.k.a. teh_pwnerer himself. He chose our country to visit. tnx m8 gg roflol
As a real PurePwnage fanboy (since, like, ep2) I just had to be there. A friend of mine said I had to check PurePwnage.com. I couldn’t believe it. I was actually in the position to meet teh_pwnerer. He would be at a certain bar in Amsterdam at a certain time. After some discussion we came to the conclusion we just couldn’t let this chance go and we went off to Amsterdam the next day. We didn’t want to screw up as we did in our previous trip to the screening in Rijswijk, so we had prepared our planning thouroughly.
We arrived at Amsterdam Centraal right on time. There wasn’t any trouble to find that pub Jeremy would supposably be located. We weren’t the first to arrive though. A bunch of WoW gamers already positioned themselves inside the pub. I don’t like the game. And I really don’t like the addicts that come with mmorpg’s. Don’t get me wrong, I do not dislike the people but sometimes their behaviour is a bit, well, anti social. Just like this time. I guess the pub owner didn’t want those guys in because they simply sat there talking about rogue this, tank that without buying themselves a drink. The group was getting bigger and bigger. The group was even bigger than the group at the screening.
Where do you go with a group too large to fit in a pub? Right, “de dam”. So our little army of gamers and geeks moved towards the most known concrete pole in the world for the meet-and-greet event. Most of the people have made photographs with Jeremy and Kyle and almost everybody got something signed. Some guys even brought SNES controllers or their gamecube. I couldn’t find anything I pwn with to sign. But I was lucky. By accident I didn’t manage to go home first after school to drop off my laptop. My laptop has seen may hours of Counter-Strike 1.5 (yes, 5) and Q3A. So why hesitate? I met teh_pwnerer and he pwned my laptop with, luckaly, a permanent marker. My laptop has risen in value with almost 200% and now I can pwn even more n00bs with it now it’s marked with teh_pwnerer’s autograph. This is the best laptop casemod you can possibly think of.
Finally we all went to the Rembrandtplein, well, I guess it’s called like that, and had a beer. Except those uber geeks of course. I only could drink one beer because I had to leave really soon. Too bad Doug couldn’t come. Because us fps players were a minority. I guess most of us were just too buzy pwning n00bs. Most of the conversations were about powers you could earn at certain levels and how much they pwn and stuff. Actually, point ‘n click isn’t about pwning. But we know that by now. I bet even PODbot in Jasonmode can beat those guys at CS, hell, even hpb_bot. But all the nice stories come to an end some time. So does this. We had to leave. After saying Jeremy and Kyle goodbye we went back to the real capital of the Netherlands, Eindhoven.
Skrie told us we don’t need a credit card for paypal. I didn’t know. They can expect some new orders at the n00b store very soon.