IT as it should be at 90KM/h

As some of you already know I’m moving my services to another server. Not that special. But this time it’s different. I work for a company selling electronics and photography gear. Those guys needed a webshop. I have made them a webshop and it’s doing pretty well. But I wouldn’t be me if that site didn’t require cutting edge technology support on the server and some Command Line hacked scripting support. Most of my sites are managed by a CLI administration toolset. Of course my employer doesn’t have the skill to operate a UNIX-like environment with some ill-documented tools I have fabricated. When I tell him to just run “vmsimport WEBSHOP.TXT” at the command line while being logged in as the right user and after uploading the TXT dump from the exchange system to the home directory using sftp I think he will lose me at the “run” part. My tools all come with their own little ncurses interface, but it’s still too hard to leave that damned mouse alone. So I’ve built him a nice web interface. Oh the horror. Anyway, the point I’m getting at is that I’m really picky on what platform it is going to run and what rights I get as a user. I still want to use my command line tools and I just have to fix stuff in config files and the mysql prompt. Besides, for me a command line environment is just as useful as a fully fledged desktop environment like KDE some people like to use (not me that is). And another place on the web where I can access my email and chat with people always comes in handy. It’s hard to get a place where I can get all these rights. Oh, and I’d like a usable software build kit (GCC, Make, etc) to install my own software. I hate uploading binaries all the time. But I seemed to be in luck. I found this place, computrade.nl, managed by a guy who used to supply my hardware and where a friend of mine works. It was a P4 3.00 HT box with 1024 megs of RAM running Fedora Core 2. Not that bad, half the sf.net network is running on machines like that. The only difference is that those machines are managed by professionals. This machine is poisoned with this ugly tool called “Direct Admin”. The owner of the machine likes it because he shouldn’t be adminning GNU/Linux boxes in the first place. He can now thanks to this system. Ok, there’s nothing wrong with that but if you have to get something done DA can’t do you’re screwed and you’ll have to call for assistance. DA can’t manage your system. It’s just a tool to make things easier. But I think you shouldn’t use it unless you know exactly what it’s doing after you click one of it’s shiny web2.0 buttons. You might have guessed it. The guy responsible for this machine didn’t know jack shit about how to manage a Fedora box. As I was putting more features into my webshop I found out I didn’t have GD2 TTF support for PHP. So I sent him an email asking for TTF support. I didn’t hear from him for at least three weeks. In the meanwhile some more improvements in my code drove me towards the use of subqueries for MySQL. This box was running 4.0.x. So I’ve sent another email requesting a MySQL update so I could use my new code on his box. Nothing again. One day at work I was horrified. The site was down. No warning, no error, nothing. It was just gone. After some hasty calls trying to reach the guy I finally got him on the phone. Our website exceeded it’s bandwidth limit. Luckaly he was able to fix it all with one shiny web2.0 button in DA. I rushed to enable gzip compression on all our pages while requesting some more bandwidth. I was shocked after hearing the price. For the money he was charging for this service we could host our own server. I already was in the first stages of getting my own server together with a friend of mine so we asked if my employer would support our idea. He agreed and we deceided to look around a bit in hosting country. After our long and dreadful search we’ve made our choice. We will buy a nice Sun Fire X2100 server. It’s a 1U high performance server with one 939 Opteron and alot more candy inside. Go have a look at the specs at Sun.com. Since I’m a self proclaimed Debian fanboy so Solaris has got to go. I’ll make this the best X2100 LAMP server Sun has ever seen. A custom -cks kernel, Debian GNU/Linux AMD64, Apache2, PHP5, MySQL5, Postfix and Dovecot. The standard approach with my own personal touch to it. I had to study a bit on mail handling using Dovecot since the only mail installs I have worked with were Courier and QMail combos for a single domain. I’ve figured out how to configure Postfix, Dovecot and MailScanner for optimal security and performance possible with the software. Before I get hatemail about QMail being more secure and Dovecot creating zombie processes that won’t die all the time I just have to say I’ve worked with QMail and Courier and my new setup outperforms my old configs like a fox versus a turtle. It’s nice and stable and easy to configure. This new box will be hosting mail and web services for me, my friend (yes, the guy from iblogzz, techtics and blogplek) and my employer. Maybe some more people but for now we have to check if there’s room enough to spare. We’ll be hosting our server at transip. It’s a Dutch network over at Redbus Interhousing in Amsterdam. It’s maintained by BSD fanatics, somehow I know my data is safe that way. Just like it is at interlink. We’ll have 100Mbit/s connection to some of the biggest networks around.

Most of the important stuff was discussed inside a roller coaster going at 90KM/h. Me and two friends have visited Walibi. It’s an awsome park with lots of fun things to do. Not alot of people were present at the time because of the weather. It was rainy that day. We didn’t care and enjoyed the oppertunity to just go thirty times in a row trough the same coaster. I can’t say I’m that thrilled with coasters, I think they just don’t go fast, high or hard enough. But it was fun to scare people with the degree of calmness I could display while going trough some tight curve at blazing speeds. The best thing were the pictures you get at the end of the track. We usually displayed some scene out of the Pure Pwnage series. It was quite a fun day but I think I’ll have to look for a higher rush than a roller coaster. Luckaly my brother is just like me and isn’t easily scared either. I think we’ll go skydiving this summer in stead of a holiday we previously planned out to do. Maybe if our budget allows it bunjee jumping, too. The best place to do stuff like that is New Zealand but I’m not filthy rich, not even a little.

And I’ve made some great progress at my study. I’m teaching myself ANSI C in stead of that stupid Object Orientated C++ from Borland. Luckaly my teacher allows me to make my stuff using a simple ascii editor and GCC. I’ve almost ported txt2bf to C like I promised a while ago. There are still some things even my teacher doesn’t understand I have to figure out.

Oh, P.S. MySQL still isn’t updated and my friend has lost quite some money thanks to downtime. I bet my employer didn’t like the downtime either.

Fck Monthly Dump and Other Crap

Hiya all. I didn’t write for a heck of a long time. Dammit. Oh well, I’m gonna make it all up to you.

First, I don’t really write about me anymore in my oh-so-popular monthly dump. Fck the living crap out of that section. I’m gonna leave it for the rats to feast upon. Hmm, maybe not that but I’ll leave it anyway. Maybe some viruses or spammers will. Or some other evil, I don’t care. Just get rid of it in a horrible way.

Evil, don’t get me started. Oh crap, I got myself started. There we go. You know, I really hate the real evil in this world. That root of all evil should be eliminated. No, it’s not my blog. No, not my eating habits either. Although alot of people think it’s evil to kill your food while you’re eating it though. And alot of people think my food is cute. Well, it’s my food and I will keep eating and killing furry cute animals! Haha! Oh yeah, the real root of evil. The real root of evil is Heineken! Don’t you see? It’s the largest brand out there. The Germans drink it, the French, the British and even the Americans consume that crap. Do you know what it’s made of? Huh? They make the beer out of water from the river Dieze, a river used as an open sewer system by the inhabitants of ’s Hertogenbosch for centuries. You people are drinking ancient crap! Didn’t you notice a funny after taste while drinking Heineken? It’s the pure evil of Dutch droppings I tell you. Even I have layed my brick over there. You people are drinking my crap! Haha! The bad thing is all the holy water from the big church in the middle of the city got poored into the Dieze every day since the middle ages. The christian spoils of pure evil have contaminated the Dieze for a long, long time. And you people drink it! Dammit, holy water. That’s pure ethical waste. A weapon of mass destruction. It should be banned. Hell, ’s Hertogenbosch is a catholic capital. The catholic church is lead by a German nazi. Back in the war they were pro-nazi because that Adolf was the new son of their god. I bet Adolf consumed some of that Heineken, too. The entire church is evil. Responsible for the death of millions. But you all knew that. I bet they contaminate the Dieze to systematically brainwash the world trough that beer, Heineken. No wonder all those stupid Americans are so stupid and catholic and stuff. Because they are so stupid and catholic they started the war on the islam terrorism for oil and world domination freedom. That’s because that Bush person drinks Heineken at the white house. He’s brainwashed by the ancient crap of the Dutch catholic capital mixed with mass destruction holy water. From the cruisades in the middle ages to the two world wars and the current war on islam terrorism, it’s all caused by Heineken, the evil tool from the catholic nazis! They still plan to take over the world. The Heineken commercials are made by evil people like Goring and should be treated like war propaganda. Shoot your TV when you see a commercial like that. Smash your radio when you hear one. Don’t let the evil get a hold of your free mind. Stay away from the catholic nazi evil dudes. Don’t drink it. Hell no!

We must stop them from taking over the world and making us into mindless zombies before it’s too late. There’s a cure. Yes people, the cure is made in the centre of the universe, the capital of the free world, the epicentre of free speech and place of refuge for the hunted. Yes, Laarbeek. Only a few miles south-east of ’s Hertogenbosch and allied with the centre of knowledge and technology, Eindhoven. The cure is Bavaria. The beer made out of the purest water known to mankind. The water from the deep, deep, really deep below the surface. Right, Hell. Hell’s water will cure us all of the sickness Heineken has brought us. The first major leap would be to force Bavaria onto all the pubs in Eindhoven to free the smartest and brightest people of the world to come to our aid. With their knowledge and skill we can create a device to deliver Bavaria globally to get rid of this evil once and for all. Why do you think those poor people in Africa are so poor? They don’t get Bavaria beer because of the catholic church banning it from Africa. The final epic battle will be fought at the walls of ’s Hertogenbosch. The catholic evil nazi Heineken scum will defend their holy place with everything they have got. That’s a good thing bacause this way we can be sure we kill every last one of them. After ’s Hertogenbosch lies in ruins we can start our new free world from scratch, with Laarbeek as it’s capital and Bavaria beer for us all.

Praise the Brew!

The Only Good Nazi…

Is a dead nazi! Damn, it’s may the fourth. The day where our country is once again pointed to the horror and death from the second world war. Never again. All the Dutch people, all the people all over the world shared this opinion. Now, decades later, a bunch of people think they have the right to point their right hand up in the air and talk about “lesser” people and ultra nationalism. What? Don’t they understand? They simply don’t have the brains, or eduction, to understand what happened to Europe in the second world war. Racism killed millions. Yes, nazi, your clan is responsible for the death of millions of innocent people all over Europe. Uncle Adolf was no more than a maniac. We, the European people stood up to him and defeated his third reich. Even the Americans and Soviets joined us to get rid of this evil poisoning our lands. Do you think they all just did it for the hell of it? They understood the danger and wrongness of the national socialists. Somehow you losers don’t understand. National socialism is destructive. Our current wealth and freedom are products of a democratic and free society. Meaning, we are all equals. No man has the right to position himself above the other just because the other has another skin tone or doesn’t have the right religion. I hope I don’t have to explain this twice. You are allowed to say you don’t like Jews and things like that because of our freedom. If we had the same ideas as you have you would be dead by now. What if we stood up to you once again, because it seems you gain in numbers every day.

Let me propose this solution: You are treated the way by us like you would treat any other human being. Yes, a “nigger” is also a human being. That would be fair, wouldn’t it? You kick him in the face, you get kicked in the face. Now it’s not that much fun anymore, huh? And if you think you are so “uber”, why don’t you go to brooklyn on your own and shout you hate “niggers” on the streets, huh? You’re just a bunch of cowards! You never do anything you can’t win. To kick someone’s ass you come with 10 of you null-brained friends. And this guy is an “unter mensch” and you are so “uber”. Where the hell do you need 10 of your friends for? I bet when you’re not with your friends you cry for you mommy when someone asks you why you wear this swastika on your shoulder. Ha! pathetic cowards!

You’ll get this promise from me: If I see one of you doing harm to another I won’t wait for police to arrive. Your nazi blood will colour my hands!