JRRZZ blog

Hiya all. I didn’t write for a heck of a long time. Dammit. Oh well, I’m gonna make it all up to you.

First, I don’t really write about me anymore in my oh-so-popular monthly dump. Fck the living crap out of that section. I’m gonna leave it for the rats to feast upon. Hmm, maybe not that but I’ll leave it anyway. Maybe some viruses or spammers will. Or some other evil, I don’t care. Just get rid of it in a horrible way.

Evil, don’t get me started. Oh crap, I got myself started. There we go. You know, I really hate the real evil in this world. That root of all evil should be eliminated. No, it’s not my blog. No, not my eating habits either. Although alot of people think it’s evil to kill your food while you’re eating it though. And alot of people think my food is cute. Well, it’s my food and I will keep eating and killing furry cute animals! Haha! Oh yeah, the real root of evil. The real root of evil is Heineken! Don’t you see? It’s the largest brand out there. The Germans drink it, the French, the British and even the Americans consume that crap. Do you know what it’s made of? Huh? They make the beer out of water from the river Dieze, a river used as an open sewer system by the inhabitants of ’s Hertogenbosch for centuries. You people are drinking ancient crap! Didn’t you notice a funny after taste while drinking Heineken? It’s the pure evil of Dutch droppings I tell you. Even I have layed my brick over there. You people are drinking my crap! Haha! The bad thing is all the holy water from the big church in the middle of the city got poored into the Dieze every day since the middle ages. The christian spoils of pure evil have contaminated the Dieze for a long, long time. And you people drink it! Dammit, holy water. That’s pure ethical waste. A weapon of mass destruction. It should be banned. Hell, ’s Hertogenbosch is a catholic capital. The catholic church is lead by a German nazi. Back in the war they were pro-nazi because that Adolf was the new son of their god. I bet Adolf consumed some of that Heineken, too. The entire church is evil. Responsible for the death of millions. But you all knew that. I bet they contaminate the Dieze to systematically brainwash the world trough that beer, Heineken. No wonder all those stupid Americans are so stupid and catholic and stuff. Because they are so stupid and catholic they started the war on the islam terrorism for oil and world domination freedom. That’s because that Bush person drinks Heineken at the white house. He’s brainwashed by the ancient crap of the Dutch catholic capital mixed with mass destruction holy water. From the cruisades in the middle ages to the two world wars and the current war on islam terrorism, it’s all caused by Heineken, the evil tool from the catholic nazis! They still plan to take over the world. The Heineken commercials are made by evil people like Goring and should be treated like war propaganda. Shoot your TV when you see a commercial like that. Smash your radio when you hear one. Don’t let the evil get a hold of your free mind. Stay away from the catholic nazi evil dudes. Don’t drink it. Hell no!

We must stop them from taking over the world and making us into mindless zombies before it’s too late. There’s a cure. Yes people, the cure is made in the centre of the universe, the capital of the free world, the epicentre of free speech and place of refuge for the hunted. Yes, Laarbeek. Only a few miles south-east of ’s Hertogenbosch and allied with the centre of knowledge and technology, Eindhoven. The cure is Bavaria. The beer made out of the purest water known to mankind. The water from the deep, deep, really deep below the surface. Right, Hell. Hell’s water will cure us all of the sickness Heineken has brought us. The first major leap would be to force Bavaria onto all the pubs in Eindhoven to free the smartest and brightest people of the world to come to our aid. With their knowledge and skill we can create a device to deliver Bavaria globally to get rid of this evil once and for all. Why do you think those poor people in Africa are so poor? They don’t get Bavaria beer because of the catholic church banning it from Africa. The final epic battle will be fought at the walls of ’s Hertogenbosch. The catholic evil nazi Heineken scum will defend their holy place with everything they have got. That’s a good thing bacause this way we can be sure we kill every last one of them. After ’s Hertogenbosch lies in ruins we can start our new free world from scratch, with Laarbeek as it’s capital and Bavaria beer for us all.

Praise the Brew!

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