Ahoy!
Aye! The time has come to show you scrubby land creatures what makes this cap’n twitch! We are now at sea. All the bulkheads have been closed and with the right winds and a little help from the weather gods this new pirate vessel will stay afloat even when the fat men come by to steal our music!
Eye have taken some pictures from our old vessel and it’s inhabitants. In between the RAM modules you can see our skipper, Skinny John the Legend. Don’t be scared. Only 6 of his legs are real, the other two have been lost in one of the many attempted raids!
Skinny doesn’t like the new vessel, so it’s open for a new crew. Have you got the guts to live a rough life on the seven seas of the internets? Yarrr! Then you’re the new skipper of this beauty.
Regards,
Cap’n Jolly Firewater
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